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MattR
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Join date: 2009-11-23
Location: Westcountry, UK
 | Subject: This is a joke.....Right? Right?  Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:57 pm | |
| Wing tsun skillz!
I have not seen a man look so cool in a polo neck since The Man From U.N.C.L.E. |
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Richard
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Join date: 2009-11-23
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:38 pm | |
| He referred to himself as, master chief..?   |
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Sharif H
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| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:44 pm | |
| | Quote: | | I have not seen a man look so cool in a polo neck since The Man From U.N.C.L.E. |
Yes. The snugness displays his six pack beautifully.
Had to skip through it. Too painful to just sit and watch. |
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MattR
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Location: Westcountry, UK
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Benjamin
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Join date: 2009-12-27
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:28 am | |
| I just couldn't watch much of it.
I used to be impressed with Wing Chun/Tsun as a kid.
But now it just looks fucking retarded, there is no power in that chain punching crap.
He goes against full force uncooperative attacks apparently. Doesn't look much like it.
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MattR
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Location: Westcountry, UK
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:10 pm | |
| Ever notice how these chain punches end up targeting the hardest part of the skull in these things? Everybody ducks . Yet as they never touch he never gets the feedback of broken knuckles. |
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Phil Peplinski
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| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:24 pm | |
| | MattR wrote: | | Ever notice how these chain punches end up targeting the hardest part of the skull in these things? |
That's why they have to hit it 20 times
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Benjamin
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Join date: 2009-12-27
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| Yep, if your hands aren't broken enough the first time then hit it another 19 times!  |
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Russ
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| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:48 pm | |
| | MattR wrote: | Wing tsun skillz!
I have not seen a man look so cool in a polo neck since The Man From U.N.C.L.E. |
that was so sweet, he was what 9 or 10 years old right? or one of those guys that manages a
comic book store. i just wanted to hug him and kiss him and protect him from the real world. i hope
all of his attackers stay really close and immobile like that whilst he gives them wedges and bites
their collective trap-muscles and delivers that vicious patty cake hit, whilst shoving his crotch into
the attackers legs like a humping dog. i only wonder what it takes to represent moving up in the ranks.
maybe like spiked cock-rings and bull whip multiples.
gosh that was sexy. i really must go and masturbate to a bunch of shaven-headed middle aged car-
salesman vids and call it a night. don't know bout you lot, but i'm ready to dump my gallon bottle of spanish
fly, i'm hard as a rock. those girls really knew how throw a party.
okay okay, lemme-stop. it's just that i'm going to be giggling for the remainder of my night--not an easy feat
since i'm coming off of being sick for the last couple of days. thanks for that. it means alot. loved the way
he dropped all those different martial arts as if, "they're all in there...so it's 10 times as good as the others"
instead of the IP man, he was like the IF man. as in, IF only this stuff really worked. IF only i could look people
in the face after emplying that i road tested this shit and that now no one need doubt it. IF only people really
knew what the V stood for. VAGI**, okay sorry sorry, too far. now i really must go back to washing my dishes
and such--i mean wax-on[ing] and wax-off[ing] my practice disks [that we normally eat off of].
    
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MattR
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Join date: 2009-11-23
Location: Westcountry, UK
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:07 am | |
| The more I watch this, the funnier it gets.
The marketing, the horrible rash vests, the pot belly, the RNC defence which isnt, (seriously look at what he does, unbelievable) the weird bit is he says he went through MMA, BJJ, wrestling then found Wing chun? Which he mated with systema & Krav. Horrible. |
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Benjamin
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Join date: 2009-12-27
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:44 am | |
| Russ, I really have no reply to all that.  I skipped through it Matt but couldn't find the RNC defense unfortunately. I was ready for a laugh! |
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Sharif H
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| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:03 am | |
| Russ... words fail me. You're nuts.
I love it |
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MattR
Posts: 2822
Join date: 2009-11-23
Location: Westcountry, UK
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:49 pm | |
| Ben, he uses pressure point on the assailants neck, honestly, absolute fantasy. At 2.04 onwards. |
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Benjamin
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Join date: 2009-12-27
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: This is a joke.....Right? Right? Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:40 am | |
| Wow..
If somebody tried to do that to me when I had them in a choke, they would just be getting choked harder. Once it's on properly your pretty much not getting out, i've had people get out but that's when i've fucked it up and not had it on properly, the times I have, no chance. |
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