don't mess with skateboarders. i've said it over and over and over--they're a different class of monkey. retarded banana eating fearless freaks who actually are a bit on the sadomasachistic vibe. hurt me, then i'll hurt you okay? could've predicted the whole thing me thinks

right down to the piggy tailed drunken central america nitwit that walked up with no reaction time dulled by depressants [shutting down his central nervous system for synapse response time].
deserves some idiotic silly music to accompany it--like russian accordian music
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